Once again submitting a bit of randomness for Nancy‘s Hit Me With Your Best Shot link-up.
My dad received this as a free gift for ordering a box of cigars
Now I want to take up stogies just to get a cool hat.
Who am I kidding?
 I want my dad to just give me his.

EDITED: its a bottle opener. on the bottom side of a ball cap.
you know, for when you’re smoking a cigar and having a bottle of pepsi.