How weird are the texts you receive out of context? I’m borrowing this idea from someone else (who I’d identify if I could remember) – post text snippets, starting with the most recent.
Um. Okay so that was boring. Let me try person #2, text #2:
I love you * death!!
*I think she forgot the “to”
How convenient you missed the lesson on honoring your parents.
Yes, very convenient. Cause at the pool my dad smarted off about not carrying what I thought. I, ever so respectfully retorted: Old man I got 2 words for ya – nursing home!
On to person #4 (my favorite number and my sometimes favorite person):
My wife is 69% awesome according to this Facebook linked poll. Jason P’s wife is 90% awesome. But I think he lied in the questions. Or must have! You would have been less than that, but I gave uou* the benefit of the doubt on a couple questions that could have gone either way!
AHEM. Moving right along to #5
No she told papaw that night to finish and get s shower
Friend of few words. On the phone. Definitely not in person.
#7 – Definitely a runner friend:
I’ve already pooped twice.
And I don’t think I’m done.
Okay I decided that I’m parking at Dunkin’ Donuts
OK, be careful
And finally number 10:
Shoulda brought my gin
Now your turn!
Go to the 4th person in your text list
and post the 4th most recent message they’ve sent you.